Yes, I suffer from Fragapanophobia.
No, it’s not a made up word.
Yes, you can google it.
No, it’s just my birthday.
Yes, I celebrate everybody else’s birthday with an aplomb.
No, I can’t get over it.
Yes, I’ve tried.
No, it’s not made up.
Yes, it bothers me. A lot.
No, I don’t like everyone giving me that attention.
Yes, it come’s back every year.
No, nothing is helping.
Yes, it’s happening again.
No, I don’t want it to come quickly.
Yes, it’s my last few minutes as a 26 year old.
No, I don’t like getting older.
Yes, it’s today.