Boom Boom Bang!

It’s that time of the year again. The roads are choked with cars, people are stuffing their faces with every possible delicacy ever known in the history of Indian cuisine, houses are spotlessly clean, there are fairy lights everywhere you turn, nearly blinding you and by now you must have forgotten  the number of times you jumped out of your skin because some random kids were bursting crackers somewhere in the vicinity, freaking the bats out of you.

Welcome to the annual Indian madness everyone! It’s Diwali time!

I love the feeling I get when this festival is around the corner. Unlike Holi where the oldies shy away from having a blast, Diwali is that one time of the year when every single person shall be out on the roads to shop, meet their relatives and be a part of the biggest festival in the country.

It’s sheer madness no doubt, but so much fun!  It’s that one time of the year when you get meet your entire extended family. There’s the yummiest possible food, unlimited gifts, new clothes and the one chance to get anything you want from your parents as a Diwali gift! Well, almost anything.

And as I write all this, I’m surrounded with the gifts and sweets we’ve received so far as gifts. Just one look at them and I know all my weight loss resolutions have gone down the drain. Not that I’m complaining. : P I mean no little black dress can give me the happiness like a box of kaju katli can. Or maybe it can?!? Damn it! I should have stopped at the first box! :-/

Oh! Well it’s too late now so I’ll just go and dive headlong into a box of laddoo’s.

Happy Diwali everybody!!! 😀

 

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Its Festival Time!!

Kalakand, Gulab Jamun, Milk Cake, Kaju Katli, Jalebi, Boondi laddoo’s….

Every year when the festive season kicks in, I dump all my “I need to lose weight” resolutions and start stuffing my face with all the possible sweets I can find. I’ve already attacked a box of milk cake and I’m having extreme cravings for some piping hot jalebi’s.

With the Navratari, India enters into a month long festive mode. We have nine days of navratri’s which involves insane amounts of garba, then the durga pooja, followed by dussehra, then karva chauth, and finally Diwali and Bhai Dooj.

It’s a month filled with sweets, new clothes, innumerable pooja’s, dancing, amazingly delicious food, family get together, fairy lights, earthen oil lamps, rangoli’s and gifts.

I’m so excited about all the mind blowing food I’m going to eat!

I know I’ll be about 5 kg’s heavier by the time we wrap up the celebrations, but who cares!!

Shubh Navratri everyone!!

🙂

Diwali 2013

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Happy Diwali everyone!

I know I’m a day late in wishing you all but yesterday was so busy that I hardly had time to get my PC started.

I hope you all had an awesome Diwali! I personally had a great time. 🙂

Me and my sister made a rangoli and decorated the entire doorway to our place with earthen lamps and fairy lights. 

And then there was the ‘Mandir‘ to be decorated for the Laxmi Puja. Also, dressing up for the evening ‘Pooja‘ and the crackers and fireworks at night!

Diwali is celebrated as the day when Lord Ram, his wife Sita and younger brother Laxman came back to their kingdom Ayodhya from their 14 years of exile in the forest. It is said that the entire kingdom welcomed them by lighting lots of earthen lamps in their homes (hence the ritual of lighting lamps, which is now mostly replaced by fairy lights).  

Sita was known as the incarnation of Goddess Laxmi (the goddess of wealth and well being), so on this day as Sita came back home, goddess laxmi is worshipped all over India and welcomed home.

I read the following super hilarious take on the story of Diwali on the internet as told by an ABCD (American Born Confused Desi-Indian) to his younger brother. I hope you find it as funny as I did. I nearly fell off the chair while reading it. It made an otherwise serious scripture from our mythology totally funny!!

It goes like this…

“So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step mom, or somethin’, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or somethin’.

Since he was going, for like, somethin’ like more than 10 years or so,
he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know… so that they
could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit,
really man, they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this
dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine. But then some bad gansta’ boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don’t piss this son-of-a-gunz ‘coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him. So anyways, you don’t mess with gods.

So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So, Ram, Lakhs, and their monkeys whip this gansta’s ass in his own hood. Anyways, by now, their time’s up in the forest and anyways, it gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch back home.

His bro and the wife are back home. People thought, well, you know,
atleast they deserve somethin’ nice and they didn’t have any bars and clubs in those days. So they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so the people decided to smoke or shit. And they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps too. So it was pretty cooool… you know with all those fireworks really, they had some local band play along with the fireworks, and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that was the very first musical-synchronized fireworks. You know, like the 4th of the July stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!!

Diwali Rocks Maaaan!”

You can find more pictures here

Happy Dhanteras!

Dhanteras

Happy Dhanteras everyone!! 🙂

Dhanteras is the first day of the five-day Diwali festival as celebrated in India. The festival, known as “Dhanatrayodashi” or “Dhanvantari Trayodashi”.The word Dhan means wealth and Teras means 13th day as per Hindu calendar. It is celebrated on the thirteenth lunar day of Krishna paksha (dark fortnight) in the Hindu calendar month of Ashwin.

On Dhanteras Hindus consider it auspicious to purchase gold or silver articles or at least one or two new utensils. It is believed that new“Dhan” or some form of precious metal is a sign of good luck.

I hope you have a prosperous and healthy year and may goddess Laxmi (the goddess of wealth) bestow all her love and blessing on you. 

Note- Information has been taken from the internet.

Lust List-Vol. 3

Lust List Vol 3

Every year, when Diwali is just around the corner, I go absolutely bonkers about ethnic clothes. And this year is no different. I’m in absolute and unadulterated love with this desi ethnic list.

1. Peach Net Sari with dori work– This sari by Meena Bazaar caught my attention because of its gorgeous colour. I’m loving peach this season and this sari is just breathtakingly beautiful.

2. Contrast lehenga on net– Love. Love. Love. Light, fuss free, not OTT and so pretty. Need I say more?

3. Diamond necklace by Nakshatra–  Beautiful design. I drooled over this piece the moment I saw it, but the price tag  that came along with it sadly bought me back to my senses. But some day this baby is going to be mine. *makes steely resolve face*

4 Georgette Sari with sequins work– Apart from its pretty colour, this sari screams festivals and weddings!

5. Diamond earrings by Nakshatra– Ok, I admit I’m going overboard with diamonds, but just look at these! Aren’t they gorgeous?? And they would go with everything ethnic.